Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Pillow Talk: Braveheart Edition

My mom got Sailorman Braveheart on BluRay for Christmas. To say he was happy would be an understatement. He watched Braveheart a million times while in Iraq, and has rated it his "all time favorite movie ever."

We sit down to watch the movie, and it gets to the part where his wife gets killed, and William Wallace goes all gangster on their English butts.

Sailorman: You know honey, I don't think that there are enough pointy objects in the house to get the job done if something like that were to ever happen to you.

Me: .......ummm *long pause* awww that's the sweetest, creepiest thing that anyone has ever said to me. I love you too babes.

Sailorman: .....you're a butt you know that right?